The FAT Website est. 1999
Well, I have pissed off someone with one of my rants enough to make them write into Edo and complain. They like fully went off on me. I must be doing something right then! You can read it under the rants section. Its quite amusing.
Man, i arrived on the front page today and was torn between looking at Alyson Hannigan’s rather fantastically perfectly formed figure, OR Anna Kournikova’s pert nipples. I sat there eyes flashing between each one for about 4 minutes before I just got so excited I wet myself and had to leave the site before I actually died.
Spymag is good.
On Monday, I am going for an interview at the US embassy for my Green Card. I am so nervous. I even tried on my suit again today just to make sure I still looked just as sexual in it. I had to try like 15 ties before i finally decided on which one to wear. I am not normally like this, but if I don’t get this green card, I am so totally fucked, so wish me luck everyone.
Apparently I dont have to do the old cough and drop, but they do take a look down there just to make sure I’m really a man. Disturbing.
I watched the Party In The Park last night (repeat), and Jenny Frost’s tit fell out again (chick from Atomic Kitten). It makes me happy knowing that I have seen Jenny Frost’s nipple, and she hasnt seen mine. I feel strangely in power somehow.
I’ll tell you what is really really funny. Not only have Linkin Park released a remix album of their first, and only album (seems fucking redundant to me) we now have this to look forward to. HAHAHA
Couple of questions I hoped someone could answer for me:
1. Who is the female vocalist in Dynamite Boy’s “No Way Out”
2. Is the singer for Sugarcult the same as the one for Good Charlotte?
3. Mike, do you know where I can get large back patches online? The only place I have found is Interpunk.com and they only have 2. I want a Rancid one….
4. Why am I so ugly?
Posted by Sam @ 09:34 PM AST [Link]
Replies: 4 comments
IF LIZ McCLARNON’S MOUT GETS ANY BIGGER, SHE COULD PROBABLY FIT JENNY FROST’S ”MALE” HEAD IN IT!!!
LIZ ALSO LOOKS LIKE E.T.
‘LIZZY FONE HOME, LIKE!!’
Posted by David Frusciante @ 12/30/2002 08:05 PM AST
JENNY IS A MAN!!!!
Posted by David Frusciante @ 12/30/2002 08:01 PM AST
and good luck with your green card dude
Posted by Edo @ 07/28/2002 06:17 PM AST
Sam, post questions in the forum. It IS more popular than this page after all. And lord knows we could use ANY activity in there.
Posted by Edo @ 07/28/2002 06:09 PM AST
