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The Leaving Song

Sorry, that song is just too amazing.

Hmm, the weekend in moments….

Friday: I went out to the party part of town, and hit up a keg party. I then hit on lots of girls who no-doubt have some STD or another. We then hit up our little spot on the beach where we started up a big ass fire, and drank cheap 40s of beer. There was then lots of slurring conversations that at the time we all thought would change the world, but seeing as no-one can remember any of it, it will take time before world peace is initiated.

On the way home I got pulled over by the cops for “drunk driving.” I wasnt actually drunk at this point, but it was the first time I have ever been pulled over (apart from once in Brunei for speeding). Then made me get out of the car and do the drunk test which involves then shining a big ass mag-lite in my face and then asking me to follow his finger as he waves it in front of my face. It was actually very funny, the conversation went like this:

Cop: you told my officer here that you have not been drinking, would you like to change your statement?
Me: Uh, no.
Cop: Okay, follow my finger, don’t move your head.
*finger following ensues…after a minute I start to move my head.*
Me: Oh, I’m sorry, can we start again?

hee hee

Needless to say, I got off.

Saturday: Met up with a couple of ladies, and went to the battle of the bands that was going on that night. Most of the bands sucked a fat dick, but my best friend’s band, Suburban Crisis headlined the show because they won last year, and it was fucking amazing. The whole audience was one big sweaty, fat circle pit. Brilliance.
We then went on to a friend’s house and drank a silly amount of beer, and when the beer ran out, I poured myself a very stiff whisky and coke and sipped merrily away.
I did indeed get so drunk, that after being dared to do so, kissed one of my male friends (he tried to slip me the tongue..I wasnt having any of it!) and was then kissed by the same blonde girl about 14 times. It was very nice, but I probably have a disease now.

Today, cleaned out the garage, and chilled with my buddy J.C. I might be meeting a prospective lady later…we’ll see how it goes.

Posted by Sam @ 05:05 PM AST [Link] [6 comments]

Replies: 6 comments


Posted by NAOMI* @ 07/25/2003 12:55 PM AST

i love afi’s the leaving song part 2 its the shit

Posted by Kayla @ 07/25/2003 11:01 AM AST

hey, fuck i am so stoked, going to afi’s concert…….. mmm, gotta love the leaving song.

Posted by who else? @ 07/01/2003 11:11 PM AST

AFI kickass, i am going to their concert and I can feel it being awesome…….. mmmmmm…. girl’s not grey also kicks ass. fuck it’s brilliant!

Posted by MEEEEEEEE @ 07/01/2003 11:09 PM AST

i am scared of matt, that song is XCELLENT, sam you should check for mono and stuff, my buddy sam(coincidence) got mono from playing nasty with a chick that was here on hols from a boarding school in australia, he didn’t ssem to like it much

Posted by chris @ 06/03/2003 12:13 AM AST

I want to have AFI’s babies!! new album so good! every single song! … makes me moist

Posted by Matt @ 06/02/2003 11:08 PM AST

About Sam

Sam currently lives in St. Thomas in the Caribbean where he drinks too much rum and is conveniently ignoring becoming an adult.

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