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Edo currently lives in Australia where he spends his time playing video games and enjoying his wife's cooking.

Meaty

What a nice weekend. I spent a good portion of it sleeping on Polly’s couch. On Saturday I think I had about nine hours awake. The rest was spent napping. Wonderful. On Sunday I went to a barbeque and ate man-sized portions of dead animal. It was in some dude’s backyard and I had a great time. I got pretty ...

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I wanna be like Elroy Jetson

I mentally broke down on Saturday. That was embarassing. The night started around 7 when I went to get my hair done at Shirley’s. Through some non-chalant planning and last minute venue-changing I had agreed to meet three different people for three different activities. Shirley trimmed my hair. I phoned around and arranged to meet everyone at Amplifier for The ...

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Islamic Awareness Week

Man, I’m pretty worn out from school. I got a week long holiday starting next Monday and it cant come soon enough. Next Friday I’m filming a documentary for my Public Relations class on the clubbing and pubbing habits of 18-25 year olds in Perth. This involves driving from Cottesloe to Subiaco to Northbridge, drinking at every venue, interviewing some ...

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The Weekend Report

The weekend was reasonably successful. Friday night was at Dan’s mate’s house for some party. It was pretty weak to start off with. Dan knows too many goths. Hilariously, I found an insecure goth. I talked to him about bands and if you’re a goth, it’s an exclusive music scene and heaven forbid you actually like another type of music. ...

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Where is everyone?

what the hell happened to…well, everyone except Matt? Where’d everyone go all of a sudden? Did I miss a memo? This weekend my favourite author read my work and linked to my article (the Spy Report on Jim Goad). What did YOU do? A little late for this but I like to write about what I did on the weekend. ...

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Things

what the hell happened to…well, everyone except Matt? Where’d everyone go all of a sudden? Did I miss a memo? This weekend my favourite author read my work and linked to my article (the Spy Report on Jim Goad). What did YOU do? A little late for this but I like to write about what I did on the weekend. ...

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Notes from Perth

Every now and then we actually have some good news. It looks like we won’t be moving servers after all. Just paying a nominal fee to our host is all. That saves me moving and sorting through a million files in the cluttered mess that is our server space. Things have been pretty quiet in the blog section recently. In ...

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Osama Bin Laden ruined his sex life

My Weekend ========== An exciting dramatization of the weekend. By me. On Friday night, I went to some bar called Fuel with Shirley and Rob. Shirley does my hair and Rob has no hair. We were meeting my platonic partner in crime Polly (i wish crime had a silent ‘p’ at the start). We’d never actually been to Fuel before. ...

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Right Index Finger Memorial Blog

In commemoration of Pat’s friend who lost his index finger, I’d like all the readers to have a moments reflection about how precious their index finger is, the next time they: – Change channel – Scratch their butt – Use a computer – Finger a chick – Do the ‘pull my finger’ joke (though in hindsight, if they let you ...

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