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Edo currently lives in Australia where he spends his time playing video games and enjoying his wife's cooking.

King of Hardcore and Pornographic Priestess

The day before Chinese New Year was spent organizing the acquisition of large quantities of alcohol and ****s and pornography and wrestling tapes.  Then I end up spending Chinese New Year with Jess and Tom listening to a dumpy little kid talk about earthworms having sex.  We almost watched Lion King 2 but we took a rain check because we ...

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Special K and the toga party

A shining example of how to have fun in Brunei:  Get 15 guys and girls, stick them in 3 hotel rooms with 9 bottles of liquor and throw a bitchin’ toga/karaoke/dance party. In keeping with the Roman Empire theme there was: * Togas.  Only they were crap and so we took them off. * A sword.  $5 from the Toy ...

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Dan Rose’s sister is the devil

Has anyone else met Dan Rose’s sister?  Oh my god!  If there’s something that really gets to me, it’s music fan-boys (or girls in this case). The kind of person who is mortified if someone’s music taste diverges from theirs (or in Cass’ case, she takes personal offence that I can’t guess the type of music she likes from the ...

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Dirty Chinese Man will beat you up!

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It’s been a bad day.  I got very average exam results, it rained all day, and apparently I owe Annie six beers! Rod told me to beat up anyone that even ‘looks at Annie sideways’.  So watch out! We’ve got more photos developed from recent parties and all I can say is: Mike is busted! Look at that dirty look ...

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The Greatest Love Song Of All Time

Yesterday I went snowboarding… Pat’s sudden outburst on the whole ‘Michelle’ thing was touching, sad, funny, and his grammar almost made sense.  It was one of his best updates ever. I was talking on ICQ to someone I love very dearly and we discussed ‘relationships’ and shit.  It was all very deep and meaningful.  I doubt most of you could ...

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Annie’s Email Address

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Rod and Annie, Sittin’ in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G… I think her email address is iwantrodsbody@suckonhisnipples.com Have I made love to Kate? No! That crazy bird Dian ruined everything when she tried to molest Kate and cop a feel of her boob. I just comforted Kate and we embraced each other in the dead of the night whispering sweet nothings while ...

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Holidays nearly over

Holidays Nearly Over. Back to Suffering. I’m tired. I’ve spent the last four days in a seaside resort on a tropical island, enjoying the sun, and going on my dad’s boat (he’s richer than you) spending lazy hours soaking up the sun’s rays and eating oysters. Fuck, it was boring! It was the worst four days ever! I can’t believe ...

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Snowboarding on Silverstar

Today I went Snowboarding up on a mountain called Silverstar. It was pretty cool, snowboarding is getting better now that I don’t fall on my ass cheeks every ten seconds. Jesus!, theres so many Australians up there, it feels like being in Australia again. I forgot how they spoke as I have been hanging around too many Canadians that only ...

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Honey Bunnies, Rod Nicol – Pimp Daddy, Disney porn and me

Last night, I was at the Yacht Club with Mike, Matt and Dan for dinner.  Chloe was there with her parents too.  She didn’t come to our New Year party!  So we just all stared angrily at her breasts from where we were sitting. I’m kidding of course.  We sat there very maturely and discussed demonic possession of South African ...

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