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I want to be a spy


I want a break. I need a break. I hate work. Give me a holiday any day.

I cant think of anything to say. Did i tell anyone about the time the police stopped me and my housemate one night? i think i did. Hmmm…i saw Woody Harelson the other day. And that girl from Model Behaviour. The one that got kicked out.

My braces came off. Slippery goodness. I got given free swirly condoms. Universities like giving away free condoms. They look funny.

Dont eat chicken wings. Boycott Topshop, they employ slave labour. Be good to your mother. Watch a Disney film, like Peter Pan. There was a meteor shower last nite. Take a picture of everyone you know.
Fart in the bath tub, you know its funny.

I’m out.

About Angela

Angela lives in the UK with her cat Leo. She enjoys reading, gardening and recreationally fighting elderly women.

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