The WWE Pay Per View No Mercy is on tonight and after a year of John Cena as champ, an unexpected real-life injury thats put him on the shelf for a year means we finally get a new champion tonight.
Since he got injured on the last RAW before the PPV, the company hasn’t had time to actually build up a new feud or do some sort of qualifying battle royale. So the PPV will be headlined with:
Oh, theres also like six other matches on the card but who gives a shit. Well, I hope CM Punk successfully retains his ECDub title but thats probably not happening.
One of the matches is listed as a Punjabi Prison match (WTF?)