HURRY UP AND CONCEDE ROMNEY
Donald Trump totally delivers on the bitter tears
Fox anchors are starting to turn on one another. Karl Rove still reckons Romney is a chance and Megyn Kelly is just laughing at him
SECOND TERM CONFIRMED
1.55 “Panic has set in at Fox News. The news anchors are wondering around in a dazed stupour, touching screens.”
California and other West Coast votes coming in five.
Also, Todd “Legitimate Rape” Akin has lost his seat!
1.36 Back from lunch and its looking good for Obama.
That’s without California’s 55 votes yet to come. Ohio and Florida still remains a toss up. I was switching between channels but now am sticking with Fox News for the meltdown.
People bailing at Romney HQ…
11.39 Meanwhile, in Germany…
11.30am Goddamn, Florida is toying with us. The lead has changed hands three times in the last thirty minutes.
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Also, there are some people that don’t give a shit about voting entirely.
But seriously Florida…don’t let us down.
11am Florida is ridiculously close. Obama up by 130k but less than a third of the votes counted. After spending all the pre-show coverage bitching about p0lls, Fox News seems to be calling the results a lot quicker than the other news shows. I’m guessing their heavily reliant on exit polls.
Obama picks up Illinois and is predicted to take Romney’s home state of Massachusetts. #Awkward.
10.30 Mitt picks up all the early votes and races out to a 30-3 lead. Early days, no surprises so far. Although Romney looks to pick up Indiana (11 votes) which voted for Obama in 2008.