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Sam currently lives in St. Thomas in the Caribbean where he drinks too much rum and is conveniently ignoring becoming an adult.

This song is a poem to myself

Boy, I’m so glad I changed my hair color so me and Matt didn’t look like red hair bum buddies. Mine is blue now. I am insanely busy. I am working 30 hour weeks as well as going to college and working for the school newspaper. Its getting silly. I have stopped eating because I simply don’t have time. This ...

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…I’m not that innocent

Just thought this might be of interest: Read it made me smile, and cry at the same time. Posted by Sam @ 09:35 AM AST [Link] Replies: 1 Comment i just don’t think it’s that big a deal. i mean, when she said she was a virgin, it was probably some throw away comment. she is a role model for ...

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Hops, Barley Charlie

I reached for the oblong box in my pocket and pulled up a chair. I opened pandora’s box, and with lips like silk, ever so softly, caressed a tobacco stick from the community of cancer that lay therein. As I pulled my head upright, I inhaled, already tasting the tobacco before ignition. As I did so, I pulled my savoir, ...

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One Step Up And Two Steps Back

I had my first maths class today. It wasnt too painful. I hated maths in school. I did core GCSE maths in high school. I sucked so much ass. In this class, my lecturer is a little man with big glasses and an indefinable central european accent. I am not very good with European accents. I heard a hint of ...

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Haha, I had to laugh

I had to laugh at Matt’s last post. I love how he says “Why is england so far away from decent countries??” Not to be completely hypocritical. But when did Brunei become “A decent country”, moveover, when did it become a decent country in comparison to the UK? I can be fairly sure Matt pissed off quite a few people ...

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Why I need a job / Leanne’s sexy ass

oh, that reads wierd, I don’t need Leanne’s sexy ass, just a job, It should really read “An update about why I need a job, and completely unrelated, Leanne’s sexy ass”. Glad I got that cleared up! Anyway, today is a good day, Spymag has had a good update. Loads of material. It has been steamingly hot outside, which is ...

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Foolish…very foolish

I am hungover. Not just hungover, very hungover. I went to this party last night, and I got there late, and so felt I needed to catch up with everyone else, so downed 5 pints in about 20 minutes. Through drinking games, joints and my bad judgement of when to slow down, I got so hammered, I ended up talking ...

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We say it makes a difference but thats just another lie

I cant help but feel Mikes comments about punk rock were somewhat directed at me, for my reviews of the Dynamite Boy and Guttermouth cds. I will admit, certainly up until about 12 months ago, my knowlege of punk rock was limited to bands on epitaph and fat wreck chords. But over the past 12 months of hanging out with ...

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Jaegermeister and Cap’n Crunch, Nicotine and the Brady Bunch

WELCOME TO MY WO-O-ORLD! Nerd Punk is great. I had my journalism class this morning, and ended up talking to Self-Obsessed Laura again. (this is her identifying name from now onwards). It turns out shes actually not too bad, and not too self obsessed, and drives a Vespa, which makes her infinitly cooler. Vespas are great. I walked down to ...

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