The FAT Website est. 1999

BACK TO SCHOOL DAY! The day certainly started well enough. I went to the Public Relations lecture in the morning and it was absolutely crazy! There was about 10 guys and 140 girls. Hot ones! Blonde ones! Red heads! Easy girls! Girls with big butts (I like big butts and I cannot lie)! I ran in to Sexy Emma from ...

I’m in! Embarrassingly, Edo caught me trying to guess my password… it wasn’t very successful. I’m Erin. Most people know me. For those who don’t, you haven’t missed anything we won’t catch up on. I enjoy heated debates with Sam almost as much as Annie does. I also quite like the Lion King and Powder finger. I have reciently had ...

My lord, that was excellent. The Season Finale of Buffy that is. I am such a sucker for All You Need Is Love storylines. I love Buffy. Not Sarah Michelle Gellar per se (too skinny), but the show is fucking marvellous. Though I can see how Series 7 will be the last since this one pretty much rounded out the ...

Polly made me a big cake this morning with a candle!! It made my day. Since Angela started it, I’m going to talk movies. Personally, I thought Zoolander was a lot like the Ali G movie. Make of that what you will. I have Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory on DVD. Its fucking marvelous. They have karaoke cuts of ...

Def Leppard doing free show in carpark for Super Walmart Opening Man, what happened!! It is quite gutting to see my favourite cock rock band being reduced to shit. On the other hand, it says a new album is out July 30th which is a good thing as long as it doesnt sound like Slang, one of the worst albums ...

– i don’t smoke so i can’t recommend any cigarettes. – the Lesbian Death angle obviously plays out on the next ep of Buffy so I won’t say much else till next Monday. – If I read Dan’s update right, I think he got laid. Not sure. I’ll read again. It’s sort of like Mulholland Drive or something. – My ...

Tim, Dan, Mike…all updating on the same page. Who woulda thunk it? This is soooo 1999. Anyway, I see everyone has a hard-on for Ghostworld which came to Australia a full 10 months after everywhere else. I haven’t seen it yet. Co-incidentally, we rented out Crumb in June which was the director’s Other Film but we didnt watch it because ...

It’s been over a year since I’ve done this. Blogging that is. For those keeping track, one not so special day in July, The FAT Website, a blog site I created, closed temporarily to change servers. Unfortunately, some diabolical pooshit stole my laptop. The rest of the monkeys on the site didn’t maintain the site and it folded in to ...

I’ve been back in Brunei for a weekend now. And it’s been brilliant. Friday night with best friends, girlfriends and milo at Jubilee and it was just like old times. Sitting around and doing fuck all. It was so good. Kate sat, looking beautiful and bitching about people (you know who you are). Tom paid out EVERYONE. He was on ...

www.thefatwebsite.co.uk is at war with www.hotjapati.cjb.net.  In the excitement, both sites will get an extra 20 hits. I don’t know about you, but www.hotjapati.cjb.net is one of the funniest sites I have ever read.  I was in fucking hysterics.  It’s one of the cleverest satire sites you can find on the internet.  All the updaters take the roles of loser ...