This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else.  This is Edo blogging as Sam. I noticed an interesting phenomenon this Sunday. It was the day after the ISB Disco.  I woke up and thought ‘shit, i can do everything’ and it was then that I noticed what i will refer to ...

This weekends lineup: Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Party Alison and Lisa’s 100 People In Spandex Party Beer and Bandar Thursday. Translation:  This should be a good weekend for parties. So what to do until then?  Free time sucks.  I’m going out of my mind with boredom.  I need to do some work.  Or find a really really cool ...

I was reading in TIME magazine about those twin babies that were adopted on the internet and all the custody battles that are going on between the mother and the family that adopted them. In the interests of writing an article about online adoption for the FAT website I’m going to try and buy a baby online.  If anyone knows ...

There is excitement in the air.  There is an International School disco on Saturday.  There are live bands and little kids who punch Indian kids in the face.  It will reek of awesomeness (and a little vodka). We need a name for the upcoming Porn themed party.  Tentative titles have included: *Palace of Porn *Porn-O-Rama 2:  The Second Coming *Hardcore ...

The day before Chinese New Year was spent organizing the acquisition of large quantities of alcohol and ****s and pornography and wrestling tapes.  Then I end up spending Chinese New Year with Jess and Tom listening to a dumpy little kid talk about earthworms having sex.  We almost watched Lion King 2 but we took a rain check because we ...

A shining example of how to have fun in Brunei:  Get 15 guys and girls, stick them in 3 hotel rooms with 9 bottles of liquor and throw a bitchin’ toga/karaoke/dance party. In keeping with the Roman Empire theme there was: * Togas.  Only they were crap and so we took them off. * A sword.  $5 from the Toy ...

Has anyone else met Dan Rose’s sister?  Oh my god!  If there’s something that really gets to me, it’s music fan-boys (or girls in this case). The kind of person who is mortified if someone’s music taste diverges from theirs (or in Cass’ case, she takes personal offence that I can’t guess the type of music she likes from the ...

It’s been a bad day.  I got very average exam results, it rained all day, and apparently I owe Annie six beers! Rod told me to beat up anyone that even ‘looks at Annie sideways’.  So watch out! We’ve got more photos developed from recent parties and all I can say is: Mike is busted! Look at that dirty look ...

Yesterday I went snowboarding… Pat’s sudden outburst on the whole ‘Michelle’ thing was touching, sad, funny, and his grammar almost made sense.  It was one of his best updates ever. I was talking on ICQ to someone I love very dearly and we discussed ‘relationships’ and shit.  It was all very deep and meaningful.  I doubt most of you could ...

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