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Edo currently lives in Australia where he spends his time playing video games and enjoying his wife's cooking.

The Greatest Love Song Of All Time

Yesterday I went snowboarding… Pat’s sudden outburst on the whole ‘Michelle’ thing was touching, sad, funny, and his grammar almost made sense.  It was one of his best updates ever. I was talking on ICQ to someone I love very dearly and we discussed ‘relationships’ and shit.  It was all very deep and meaningful.  I doubt most of you could ...

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Annie’s Email Address

tagedo

Rod and Annie, Sittin’ in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G… I think her email address is iwantrodsbody@suckonhisnipples.com Have I made love to Kate? No! That crazy bird Dian ruined everything when she tried to molest Kate and cop a feel of her boob. I just comforted Kate and we embraced each other in the dead of the night whispering sweet nothings while ...

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Holidays nearly over

Holidays Nearly Over. Back to Suffering. I’m tired. I’ve spent the last four days in a seaside resort on a tropical island, enjoying the sun, and going on my dad’s boat (he’s richer than you) spending lazy hours soaking up the sun’s rays and eating oysters. Fuck, it was boring! It was the worst four days ever! I can’t believe ...

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Snowboarding on Silverstar

Today I went Snowboarding up on a mountain called Silverstar. It was pretty cool, snowboarding is getting better now that I don’t fall on my ass cheeks every ten seconds. Jesus!, theres so many Australians up there, it feels like being in Australia again. I forgot how they spoke as I have been hanging around too many Canadians that only ...

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Honey Bunnies, Rod Nicol – Pimp Daddy, Disney porn and me

Last night, I was at the Yacht Club with Mike, Matt and Dan for dinner.  Chloe was there with her parents too.  She didn’t come to our New Year party!  So we just all stared angrily at her breasts from where we were sitting. I’m kidding of course.  We sat there very maturely and discussed demonic possession of South African ...

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One Year Anniversary

The award winning, ass kicking, penis pumping website is back!  Another year, another new look.  But our goal is still the same.  To become the most popular website in the world (we’re on to plan b).  And in the process we’ll give you some of that good html-style lovin’ as we smother our java scripted scrotum over the hairy vaginal ...

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New Years (Brunei)

tagedo

9.00 AM – Wake up.  It’s absolutely pissing down with rain. 9.45 AM – Phone Chloe and ask if she is coming to Goodview Hotel for New Years.  She says ‘maybe’.  That obviously means ‘no, fuck off’.  Damn.  Damn.  Damn.  Damn. 10.00 AM  Put pants on. 11.00 AM  Mike and Matt arrive.  Play Virtua Tennis on Dreamcast and start physically ...

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Sex bomb

Ah, the FAT website.  Pioneer of internet trends.  After checking out Pat’s crap FAT Survivor column Robotskull and Stile Project both start their own Survivor spin offs. Went out last night with Goober and Nadia.  We go to this club.  Immediately, Nadia gets hit on by this seedy looking guy in a leather jacket.  I have hearty laugh at this ...

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Money Inc.

Well, the painfully slow transfer to Nathanism is finally complete.  Now comes the arduous task of teaching all the ass-monkeys on the site how to use an FTP program (in hindsight, it would’ve been better planning if I signed up computer literate people for this site). The Fat Website Company?  We’ve had an offer to turn the FAT website in ...

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