This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else. This is Edo blogging as Sam.
I noticed an interesting phenomenon this Sunday. It was the day after the ISB Disco. I woke up and thought ‘shit, i can do everything’ and it was then that I noticed what i will refer to from now onwards as “My Limitless Talent Syndrome”.
The night before, I played with the band at the Disco and I was pretty fuckin’ sweet on the guitar. After that I did some breakdancing and quadruple back flips on the dance floor and everyone stood in a big circle around me and watched me look macho. Then I thought I might as well get a new girlfriend, since it’s been almost a week since my last girlfriend and Jason was looking at me like I might be gay or something.
Jason slept with his 50th girl! The big five-o! I should get him a card or something.
I saw Jess crying at the disco. But she gets no sympathy from me. Not after she told everyone I couldn’t get it up after I couldn’t last through her ridiculous 13 hour sex marathon. What an oversexed psycho nymph!
Well, that’s my update for this month.