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Patrick lives in South West London with his girlfriend and works in the online marketing industry. He enjoys attending buffets, running half marathons, complaining about Air Canada and watching rugby.

Not dead

I’m not dead! I’m just uninspired. And busy. I got my phone back after three weeks of ‘service’. They realigned the contacts, cleaned all the grit from the electronics, and replaced the battery part. They had shipped it to Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne before returning it to Perth last Thursday, where the battery was found anyway. In the meantime, I ...

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Bubba Gum Jubba

I would like to say “Happy Birthday” to Sophie Bell too. I cant even remember what i did for my 18th, it must have been special, for that matter my 19th i dont remember too. If anyone remembers, please remind me. I really like this new wrestling column…big thumbs up! I do remember the infamous labuan trip where: – Ed ...

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Random Bollocks

When i got back from Australia and went back to work, I missed a lot in that month including a robbery and the firing of two people. Meaning that i get all the hours. One of my buddies lost his finger the other day when he was at work. His right index finger. Scary. Must go with Sam in this ...

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Memories

I was just reading Anna’s site, man she remembers a lot of stuff from ISB. Theres this huge entry about the memories and stuff with the talk of a re-union, she was a cool girl. Sounds like she had a hard time leaving brunei, not leaving her house for a year. OK, so Brunei weren’t the ‘party years’, but hell ...

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Here we go again

Just finished another eight hour shift and have a lot more of those to go until September rolls around for 2nd year of my business diploma. Cool, that there was a JIS reunion in Australia. Reunions are always good fun. Remember in highschool and the main goal of everyone was to party. Now that i have been graduated for 18 ...

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Can’t settle yet

Last time I wrote some blog-ish material, was for the infamous site: thefatwebsite.com What a great site that was, so much random shit that brought in 300+ hits/day. Nowadays tits are needed to bring in a hit-count like that. Lets face it ‘Tits=Hits’. Since my last entry, I have graduated from highschool, done a year of college and gone to ...

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Dancing, tiredness and fat movies

Rather tired today. Last night I went to some school dance, not my school this school called PVSS. After six shots of bacardi, a hamburger and three pieces of gum I was ready to go, and I started jiving. I danced the night away, it was sweet. But at the end of it I was sweaty, tired and hungary. Some ...

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Along came the Pat

That weekend that went by was allright. The painting was actually better than I thought, kinda fun and achieving to be honest, then again I probably will be bored with it by the time I finish it off in the summer. Then I went to ‘that chicks’ party, which was cool until the cops showed up and kicked everyone out, ...

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SECOND UPDATE

Yes, two updates in two days. Now is this cool or what, someone should pat me on the back or give me money or something. So I don’t give enough detail in my updates, I am too vague eh. I will attempt to give more detail, even though its hard as I am so used to not giving detail in ...

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The name of my firstborn son will be…

This weekend should be fun, look at this: 1. Seven hours of painting 2. Twelve hours of making Sandwiches 3. Survivor Party 4. Some chick’s party Maybe the first two would be fun for a prisoner, but the next two look more like the shit I am looking for. I am so relived that the site isn’t closing, if it ...

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