Last night went to a party very ****ed. From what I remember, these are the highlights 1. I got harrassed by a lumberjack. 2. Some cowboy beat the shit out of a homie g. 3. A guy stole my gum 4. A girl kept following me wanting to look at my pager, obviously wanting to steal it 5. Beer was ...

Today I was supposed to go snowboarding but I didn’t as I was tired from playing indoor soccer last night in this men’s league I joined. I was playing with all these old men who were always pushing me around and swearing loads, I actually managed to play two games despite my unfitness and tied both games. My legs are ...

Yesterday I went snowboarding (ooo…what else is new) and I am getting better, snowboarding can now be stereotyped as being ‘sexy’, nearly as sexy as that volleyball in that ‘Cast away’ movie. My new Dell computer is arriving on friday, (mmmm new computer). It has cool features such as, I dont freaking remember, but they were good. I will also ...

TheFatWebsite.com is back ladies and Gentelmen. The world comes together to give the boys a standing applause to welcome them back online. And it is now 2001. Year 2000 has finished and my god what a year it has been. Probably one of the most eventful years of my life. Top Ten moments of 2000: 1. Moved to Canada 2. ...

To say in one word, i can describe new years as “eventful”. I was supposed to be at about three places including a smoke up session, a dinner and a party in a nearby town. So being the weirdo I am, I decided to go to the nearby town party. So I get picked up and go there. It takes ...

I am in a good mood for some reason today. School was good, hit on this chick successfully, did all my homework and had sex.  Well I didnt have sex but I still had a good day. Couple of buddies came over last night and we played NFL Blitz 2000 from 1:00am to 3:00am, man I forgot how much of ...

Man I am tired after getting five hours of sleep last night. Yesterday I was so busy as I went to school, then peeled apples for three hours and then went to a party and then went online for two hours. Then today I had smelly driver training for five hours, then another party tonight. I think I will lie ...

I added a new poll to start some controversy as the forum hasnt had any abuse lately. You know what I hate when your grandparents come to visit and sleep in your room. This leaves me the couch, that sucks. They are staying for the next five weeks and I have to sleep on the couch. Well looking on the ...

Hey its still the 2nd of October here, when I updated after Dan who updated on the 3rd. Hmm useless information for you. Anyways, apologies for not updating the survivor thing, I am actually very busy at the moment with school and my social life is increasing. WOOHOO! Sorry to Sam about the dumping business, pretty touching stuff on your ...

To start with Rod is going to England. Wish him the best of luck, hope you fit in ok there man. So now its just Dan and Edo in Brunei, whoa I hope they don’t perform sodomy with each other. Man everyone has finally left that place (Brunei), last year it seemed like none of us would leave and we ...