Today I met the very personification of every stereotypical, beautiful, high school bitch. They call her Marie. While I sat, listing to her 80-minute monologue on the trials and tribulations of her hectic love life, I was moment by moment more astounded by her absolute conceit and selfishness. I honestly didn’t think that people like that really existed. I thought ...

Today I met the very personification of every stereotypical, beautiful, high school bitch. They call her Marie. While I sat, listing to her 80-minute monologue on the trials and tribulations of her hectic love life, I was moment by moment more astounded by her absolute conceit and selfishness. I honestly didn’t think that people like that really existed. I thought ...

Okay, so I think I’ve done a pretty good job of not doing a whole lot this week. Last week, my meeting with my tutor got cancelled for two weeks. So, that day i did nothing, but i did go to the bar Soultrainer stylie and had a merry time. I actually had a lecture on Tuesday, that was an ...

I have a new little third cousin! That may sound very far-removed but it’s not really. Her name is Casey and she’s 7lbs and she has lots of black hair and big blue eyes. She will be my protégé… Seriously. Because all my other cousins are little boys who follow my brother around like he’s the best thing since sliced ...

I have a new little third cousin! That may sound very far-removed but it’s not really. Her name is Casey and she’s 7lbs and she has lots of black hair and big blue eyes. She will be my protégé… Seriously. Because all my other cousins are little boys who follow my brother around like he’s the best thing since sliced ...

Being in Australia i have developed a highly tuned sence of knowledge when it comes to the unique animals that live on this huge country… it allows me to add insight into valuable conversations such as this one: Russian fuck parade says: all marsupials should die Matt says: amen to that Matt says: speaking of which, kangaroo pouches are the ...

I know this would have all happened anyway, but don’t you hate those chain e-mails that say ‘if you don’t send this on, you will have bad luck FOREVER and your whole family will die’…? I will never open one again. My head is still spinning from last night. So, I got a job. Woo! Working for a catering company. ...

Being in Australia i have developed a highly tuned sence of knowledge when it comes to the unique animals that live on this huge country… it allows me to add insight into valuable conversations such as this one: Russian fuck parade says: all marsupials should die Matt says: amen to that Matt says: speaking of which, kangaroo pouches are the ...

I know this would have all happened anyway, but don’t you hate those chain e-mails that say ‘if you don’t send this on, you will have bad luck FOREVER and your whole family will die’…? I will never open one again. My head is still spinning from last night. So, I got a job. Woo! Working for a catering company. ...

Havent updated for a while so please excuse the rustiness. As Angela was saying, we met up and had a beer or three and ended up calling random people that i havent talked to in years. The hitlist included Pete Marchant, Tom McNeil, Caroline Crocker, and we couldnt find Zoheb’s number. Pete must have thought i was a maniac as ...