ah, Warren Ellis never ceases to make me laugh…
It occurs to me that an awful lot
of trouble in Gotham City could
have been averted a long time ago
if Batman had just ripped the Joker’s
I mean, treatment doesn’t work,
does it? They stick the Joker in the
nuthatch, he comes out again and
does the same things.
A man with the nipples ripped off him
does not make the same mistakes
Criminals are a superstitious,
cowardly lot, and need the nipples
ripped off them.
I mean, who’s going to argue?
“Batman, I’ve heard disturbing
reports that you ripped the Joker’s
“Choke on my fuck, Commissioner
I mean, crime in Gotham City doesn’t
exactly seem to be affected by a man
dressed as a bat flapping around the
place. But no-one disobeys a man
wearing a necklace of human nipples.
“I’m Batman” isn’t cutting it in the
stakes. But “I’m Batman — and I’m
here for your nipples” is an entirely
Criminals would see the error of
their ways after a man in a black
leather pervert suit had their
nipples off with the edge of a Batarang,
you mark my words. Or a
I’m off to ring Bob Schreck at DC