The award winning, ass kicking, penis pumping website is back!  Another year, another new look.  But our goal is still the same.  To become the most popular website in the world (we’re on to plan b).  And in the process we’ll give you some of that good html-style lovin’ as we smother our java scripted scrotum over the hairy vaginal ...

9.00 AM – Wake up.  It’s absolutely pissing down with rain. 9.45 AM – Phone Chloe and ask if she is coming to Goodview Hotel for New Years.  She says ‘maybe’.  That obviously means ‘no, fuck off’.  Damn.  Damn.  Damn.  Damn. 10.00 AM  Put pants on. 11.00 AM  Mike and Matt arrive.  Play Virtua Tennis on Dreamcast and start physically ...

Ah, the FAT website.  Pioneer of internet trends.  After checking out Pat’s crap FAT Survivor column Robotskull and Stile Project both start their own Survivor spin offs. Went out last night with Goober and Nadia.  We go to this club.  Immediately, Nadia gets hit on by this seedy looking guy in a leather jacket.  I have hearty laugh at this ...

Well, the painfully slow transfer to Nathanism is finally complete.  Now comes the arduous task of teaching all the ass-monkeys on the site how to use an FTP program (in hindsight, it would’ve been better planning if I signed up computer literate people for this site). The Fat Website Company?  We’ve had an offer to turn the FAT website in ...

My smelly modem is broken so now I have to update from my dad’s crippling slow Pentium 133.  I found some old porn of mine on this computer that I found when I first went on the the internet in 1997.  It’s very mid-nineties porn with lots of pictures of Sharon Stone, Pamela Anderson and Cindy Crawford and other unrealistically ...

Edo enters Modem Repair Man’s store Me: Hey, I’ve come to pick up my laptop. It’s the one with the broken modem. Modem Man: Certainly sir. That’ll be 500 dollars. Me: 500 dollars! Modem Man: It needs a new modem, the battery doesn’t work and the connection wire is broken Me: That wasn’t broken when I sent it in to ...

Woke up this morning with horrific stomach cramps. So I took a dump. With Justin and Rod bitchin’ about how their Dreamcasts has taken over their social lives and all, you may be wondering if it’s the next videogame console you should buy. Or maybe you should get an X-box from Microsoft or a Gamecube from Nintendo? Me, I can’t ...

Went and bought a shitload of bootleg copies of movies on VCD. So expect an overhaul of our current reviews page which has a pretty crappy design at the moment. Movies I got include The Cell, Cannibal Holocaust (yes!) and Bring It On. Tomorrow I’m on a mission to find a copy of Toxic Avenger: Directors Cut and some Asian ...

One of the hot topics on the internet at the moment is the deal with Napster.  Well here’s the simple solution for you and me.  STOP USING IT! You heard me, you festy little bitch.  Using Napster is theft.  You are STEALING someone’s fucking music.  Some poor musician goes in to do a recording only for all you freeloading bastards ...