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The FAT Website has had over a dozen bloggers writing about their lives around the world for over a decade. Topics cover everything from food, music, sports, travel and general musings on the minutiae of everyday life. The FAT Website blog first started in 1999 as a means for five high school friends to stay in touch as they independently traveled around the world.

Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

I’m annoyed. I have no one to rant to about it either. I’m broke too. Why do men feel the obligation to invade one’s privacy, and be total hypocrites? I could get all cryptic and write something like i hate you, you little bitch, go and die slowly. But i won’t. Man, i let people walk all over me. I ...

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How about ‘no’, you freaky Dutch bastard

Recently i have come across the finest assemblement of music on a CD that has ever been compiled, this CD is simply titled: ‘Rocking the Suburbs’ by Ben Folds. For everyone who has heard this album, i’m sure you have experianced the sheer pleasure it is to place it in your player and consider the true talent that this album ...

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Kids – Layer 04

It’s somewhat chilling to be the only one in the house sometimes. Ever since all of my housemates moved out a couple of weeks ago, I’ve been the only one in my share-house. The other rooms in the five-bedroom residence are all empty and the only trace of life comes from my room. My room is situated on one extreme ...

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New toy

http://www.geocities.com/mikesmellz/spider.html go there for greatness. Posted by Mike @ 05:53 PM AST [Link] Replies: 2 comments ay boy! you’re lucky i’m givin’ you any picture at all…ungreatfull foo’! you should feel honoured to view a shitty photo of my spider jerusalem statue! 🙂 Posted by mike @ 10/17/2002 06:52 PM AST just wondering Mike, could u take the picture of ...

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Ho, hee, haha

I won a vibrator last week. It’s pink, big and really ugly looking. It has three speeds, operated by AA batteries. I think i’ll call it Hector. Keith Chegwin threw it at me. I dont know if any of you remember him. He was this family man kind of character on TV that used to do stuff for Comic Relief ...

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My Day

i went in to town today and saw this bus absolutely DESTORY this van that ran a red light. it was like hollywood. the guys in the van didn’t die but they got bloodied up and their van rolled. i wonder if the people in the bus got their money back. i have tickets to mogwai. I’m torn as to ...

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Some Call Me Sal, Some Call Me Sam

Its hard to believe that i have failed to mention that i am off to holland for a football tour next weekend. My god, it should be shit loadsa fun… we’re scheduled to play 4 matches and go watch Ajax amsterdam play a league match… now i know the dutch league football isnt the greatest… but HELL it’ll do! But ...

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I rolled 7 on my 35 sided dice

The other day i walked into my friend’s room and he was designing shit on his computer… but what it was that left a lasting impression was the music he was listening to. The band was called ‘Bling Guardian’, for those of you who know this band you will understand the motivational power that this genre of music possesses. For ...

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…I’m not that innocent

Just thought this might be of interest: Read it made me smile, and cry at the same time. Posted by Sam @ 09:35 AM AST [Link] Replies: 1 Comment i just don’t think it’s that big a deal. i mean, when she said she was a virgin, it was probably some throw away comment. she is a role model for ...

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18 Year Old Cross Dressing Virgin

Ola, I have resently made a startling discovery about my school. It is in the form of a highly respected Dr. (well maths teacher anyway). It is not his strong scottish accent nor any physical deformaties that draws attention to him… in fact its better if you see for yourself…. I shit you not dudes. This new Maths teacher looks ...

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