I won a vibrator last week. It’s pink, big and really ugly looking. It has three speeds, operated by AA batteries. I think i’ll call it Hector. Keith Chegwin threw it at me. I dont know if any of you remember him. He was this family man kind of character on TV that used to do stuff for Comic Relief ...

i went in to town today and saw this bus absolutely DESTORY this van that ran a red light. it was like hollywood. the guys in the van didn’t die but they got bloodied up and their van rolled. i wonder if the people in the bus got their money back. i have tickets to mogwai. I’m torn as to ...

Its hard to believe that i have failed to mention that i am off to holland for a football tour next weekend. My god, it should be shit loadsa fun… we’re scheduled to play 4 matches and go watch Ajax amsterdam play a league match… now i know the dutch league football isnt the greatest… but HELL it’ll do! But ...

The other day i walked into my friend’s room and he was designing shit on his computer… but what it was that left a lasting impression was the music he was listening to. The band was called ‘Bling Guardian’, for those of you who know this band you will understand the motivational power that this genre of music possesses. For ...

Just thought this might be of interest: Read it made me smile, and cry at the same time. Posted by Sam @ 09:35 AM AST [Link] Replies: 1 Comment i just don’t think it’s that big a deal. i mean, when she said she was a virgin, it was probably some throw away comment. she is a role model for ...

Ola, I have resently made a startling discovery about my school. It is in the form of a highly respected Dr. (well maths teacher anyway). It is not his strong scottish accent nor any physical deformaties that draws attention to him… in fact its better if you see for yourself…. I shit you not dudes. This new Maths teacher looks ...

I hate writing two updates in a row. But i want to write anyway, since everyone else is too busy. Bo! Dropped my Propaganda class, decided i couldnt be arsed with it. I have 30 pounds to last me till the 14th…can i manage it? place your bets now… Had a pretty heated talk in my seminar earlier about the ...

The Spencer Tracy music video shoot starts in a couple of weeks! We’re not sure what we’re going to do with the video yet but the general idea might be to go for having the shoot in a bingo hall filled with old people and just filming their reactions. Old people are quite entertaining. They smell of wee and fall ...

my throat hurts. make it go away mummy!!! being ill makes me grumpy. It makes me less tolerant of people. The world is full of wankers. I had media law again today, and we have to visit the Old Bailey in central at some point. He said if we’re lucky, we’ll get to watch a murder trial, ooooh!!! Gory goodness. ...

I just got me a copy of DVD Profiler, so now I can channel the spirit of Justin’s updating style and do a post completely dedicated to DVDs. Here is my collection! According to DVD Profiler, I have spent $750 on Westerns. I think there’s been a mistake. New update on the main page later tonight. But first, I’m off ...