I have resently made a startling discovery about my school. It is in the form of a highly respected Dr. (well maths teacher anyway). It is not his strong scottish accent nor any physical deformaties that draws attention to him… in fact its better if you see for yourself…. I shit you not dudes. This new Maths teacher looks exactly like that! fucking scary aye? … Funny thing the other day actually, was that my friend Rhys went up to him, he was distributing biscuits at the time, and told him that he was giving serious consideration to eating the biscuit… life will never be the same.