The good and bad things about living in Canada

Good Things
1. All the movies are realeased a lot earlier than a lot of other places.
2. You get lots of time on the internet
3. There are lots of hot chicks
4. There is a ski resort nearby to use
5. The school does lots of trips, i.e the golf course yeah…remember “Pat the Golfer”
6. Theres cheap ***
7. You can drive at sixteen
8. You get lots of TV Channels
9. It doesn’t have any roadkill

Bad Things
1. You have to pay so much freaking tax…chiiiiibaiiiii
2. No malay people to shout “Hey Boy, what sodomy”, I don’t like that but I know Dan does.
3. The smell of farms, Edo would like it though as he has beastality obsession with goats and their offspring.
4. Theres lots of bastards…well, I’m a bastard arent I so I guess it evens out.
5. Everyone is big opposed to Brunei where everyone is small and scrawny. I.e Dan, Mike and Matt