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Sam currently lives in St. Thomas in the Caribbean where he drinks too much rum and is conveniently ignoring becoming an adult.

Hey little girl, look what you do

It’s been a while since I kept y’all informed on my life across the pond, so here goes…I am going to attempt to write this post like a newspaper, coz I am odd like that. Breaking News: I went to Lagwagon and Pulley in Ventura last night and quite honestly, I am still quite deaf. I can’t hear jack shit. ...

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Edo is penetrated

Tuesday was a bad day I found out one of my best friends’ (Barbie) brother (who in in Iraq) got hit by a landmine. For all of Tuesday I was not sure if he was alive of dead. He is 20 years old Today, was a good day. I found out that Seanessey is alive, hes pretty badly shaken up, ...

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This may be the last thing I write for a long time

Edo threatened me with anal savagery if I didn’t write in the blog about the weekend. Friday night was insane. I had like 8 people all calling me wanting to hang out. So I had to coordinate a way in which I was not letting anyone down, but at the same time, not spending my entire night in a car. ...

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Everybody be cool. You…be cool

– warning: this is a long ass, pissey, moaney rant, so if you are in a good mood, don’t read it. – I can’t get my shit together. I don’t know why, I just can’t fucking sort myself out. I have so much shit going on right now, and somehow I can’t make any of it work. Lets work through ...

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You’ve become everything that you hated

Hola Long time no blabber into blog section. Well, the USA hasnt changed much. I am still searching for a job, quite unsucessfully. One would think that there would be a nice little telemarketing job out there, to pay me a nice $700-$1000 a week, but no! So yeah, I am still living on shoe strings, which is not fun. ...

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This song remains the same

I am not dead. Not quite anyway. I spent christmas in the UK, coz my Dad was getting married and so I was required to attend. But I did get to see loads of me old mates so thats cool, coz I really miss all those English fools. I am now however, back in the good auld U S of ...

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