So yesterday I went to the zoo to shoot an assignment. It was a pretty wretched job. The sound equipment didn’t work properly and the animals were in a shitty mood. They kept turning away from the camera as soon as we turned it on. I swear 80% of our shots are of animal ass. Two of the girls in ...

This is a numbers and figures post. Now, then. Long time readers of our site back when it was The FAT Website will remember a site that went up called Bangkingz which was a total rip-off of the layout and format of our site. Which is understandable since we’re pretty groovy and who wouldn’t want a piece of the action ...

Still not really feeling much better today. Feeling weak, sore throat, blocked up nose and a never ending barrage of SARS jokes from my flatmate. Inspired by Mike, I have started downloading Championship Manager 4. I’ll let you know how the game plays in about 4 days or so. Tuesday is the mother of all television watching days. Ric Flair ...

After the death of Miss Elizabeth at Lex Luger’s house, police searched his home and arrested him for being in possession of 14 different illegal performance enhancing drugs. FOURTEEN. I seriously don’t think I can name that many. If you’re game, try and list that many in the comments. I’m sick. I have the flu. Therefore I think I have ...

I went to see X2 again last night after I was SOLD OUT by Wesley who ratted me out to Mcgee that I went and saw it the first time without her. Hmph. Anyways, today is an important day. I’m starting my Hulk Up scheme. After class I’m going to buy lots of proteiny stuff and eat like a mofo ...

Okay, it took EIGHT HOURS before I could watch X-Men yesterday. I was originally supposed to watch it at 2PM but quite an extraordinary set of circumstances cropped up just before every hour stopping us going to the cinema. Eight times. Finally saw it though and hoo-dilly, its pretty friggin’ awesome. So today was really quiet and boring. I cleaned ...

Man, so did none of us have anything better to do than update today? Expect the big X-men2 review tomorrow. I wanna dress up for the premiere. I wish I’d thought of it. I’d go as Mystique. Naked and painted completely blue. Of course, Mystique is a chick so I’d have to tuck in my balls and walk around with ...

first off, i’d like to thank everyone on the site for plugging jassa’s new album in their posts. greatly appreciated, your copies are in the mail 😉 seriously though. i have actually never been prouder of a record that i have been a part of. not that i actually played any music on it but to have the pleasure of ...

My holiday from hell is over and I’m back at school. Things are hectic. It’s a lot like high school. I’m pre-occupied thinking about a certain girl, my group work is going to hell because my team are fighting amongst each other and well, I’m rambling, but I do have something I want to say. On Sunday, I had a ...

For the last week, me and my flatmate Kolitha have been trying to do a bit of detective work trying to guess if a close friend of ours is coming out. The reason being, he just had a failed relationship and he keeps bringing it up like he wants to tell us about it. But it would be embarassing if ...