After an uneventful five-hour flight from Perth, I am now back in Brunei, and my legs are still killing me. Last Friday night was spent roaming the nightclubs of Perth city, checking out the social scene, and meeting up with hot chicks from my old school. The lights, the music, the alcohol, it was all a sensory overload, the like ...

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Rod and Annie, Sittin’ in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G… I think her email address is iwantrodsbody@suckonhisnipples.com Have I made love to Kate? No! That crazy bird Dian ruined everything when she tried to molest Kate and cop a feel of her boob. I just comforted Kate and we embraced each other in the dead of the night whispering sweet nothings while ...

Yesterday I went snowboarding (ooo…what else is new) and I am getting better, snowboarding can now be stereotyped as being ‘sexy’, nearly as sexy as that volleyball in that ‘Cast away’ movie. My new Dell computer is arriving on friday, (mmmm new computer). It has cool features such as, I dont freaking remember, but they were good. I will also ...

No, you’re not hallucinating, this is a bona fide update from yours truly, the Rt. Hon. Roderick I. Nicol, Esq. I thought this site could do with an update that makes no mention of the tragically dull NZ barn-rave scene, so here goes…well, I’m here in lively Londonium, the city of dreary weather and even drearier clubs, the city that, ...

Holidays Nearly Over. Back to Suffering. I’m tired. I’ve spent the last four days in a seaside resort on a tropical island, enjoying the sun, and going on my dad’s boat (he’s richer than you) spending lazy hours soaking up the sun’s rays and eating oysters. Fuck, it was boring! It was the worst four days ever! I can’t believe ...

Well, for those of you who don’t know. At the moment I am in the Mediterranean country of Lebanon. It borders Syria and just north of Israel. I have been here for almost a month now and can say with some conviction that the place is absolutely psycho. The drivers are just crazy! It seems to make no difference that ...

Today I went Snowboarding up on a mountain called Silverstar. It was pretty cool, snowboarding is getting better now that I don’t fall on my ass cheeks every ten seconds. Jesus!, theres so many Australians up there, it feels like being in Australia again. I forgot how they spoke as I have been hanging around too many Canadians that only ...

Last night, I was at the Yacht Club with Mike, Matt and Dan for dinner.  Chloe was there with her parents too.  She didn’t come to our New Year party!  So we just all stared angrily at her breasts from where we were sitting. I’m kidding of course.  We sat there very maturely and discussed demonic possession of South African ...

TheFatWebsite.com is back ladies and Gentelmen. The world comes together to give the boys a standing applause to welcome them back online. And it is now 2001. Year 2000 has finished and my god what a year it has been. Probably one of the most eventful years of my life. Top Ten moments of 2000: 1. Moved to Canada 2. ...