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Sam currently lives in St. Thomas in the Caribbean where he drinks too much rum and is conveniently ignoring becoming an adult.

Why I like Jessica Alba and why Geocities is gay

Okay, I was informed that my pics for my last post dont work, I have changed where they were hosted and now they do. SO GO LOOK AND SEE!! Also, did you know that geocities wont let you just use them to store files, you have to look like you want their webspace to build a webapge? So much so ...

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Some people call me the space cowboy

but unfortunately, no-one calls me the gangster of love. Shame really, that would be a hella cool title to have. I had my first ever college class today. Afte being talked at for 40 minutes, we had to get in pairs and introduce ourselves to one other person in the class. Everyone was like, getting in pairs, and I was ...

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Ladies and gentlemen…AMERICA FACE!!!

I am in California. It is surreal. Stupidly surreal. The first sign I saw as I drove out of LA airport was one for Inglewood (as in California Love’s “…Compton, Long beach Inglewood”) Followed closely by signs for Sunset Boulevard, and Santa Monica Boulevard (…and watch the sun come up over Santa Monica Boulevard”) Very Odd. The greatest pissoff I’ve ...

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Well my bags are packed

I have done sufficient whack shit recently to warrant an update. Firstly, let me clarify that this is actually my last day in England, I fly out to the good auld U S of A tomorrow. Scary. On thursday me and Swig (my cousin) threw the biggest house party ever. It was massive. I got so completely drunk and stoned ...

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Take lots with alcohol

things are weird at the moment. My cousin who I normally live with is away on holiday, and I would just stay at his house, but I cant catch the bus from his house to work, so I am crashing at a friend’s house where I can catch the bus from. The thing abouut staying at someone elses house for ...

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It’s over before it starts

…so on your marks stand by, ready go. London to New York, Montreal to Tokyo. I see visons of her, everwhere I go…. I just got home from work. Very boring. But its better than Mike’s dream job of a shoveling shit. But not much. The only real thing I have to look forward to in my day is the ...

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Super Heroes Don’t Drink Colt

HELLO! I’m Sam. I used to go to school with some of these guys. Others I know through friends, and some I have never met. Quick introduction, I am 19, I am currently in the UK, working a shitty factory job, and I start college at SBCC in August. I smoke also. I smoke B & H when i can ...

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WTF is going on here?

I wrote a really long sexual update yesterday, but the site was gay and didn’t save it, so I will write it all out again, coz I am cool. For those who don’t know, I am working for an employment agency. Basically, they hook you up with temporary, boring as fuck jobs, while the people who usually do them are ...

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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday

I noticed an interesting phenomenon this Sunday. I was in KB staying at a friends house. The night before we had all been drinking and watching a lot of porn, in fact, some of the best porn there is (Sorority Sex Kittens, Debbie Does Dallas etc.) but that is beside the point. We all woke up with extreme hangovers and ...

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