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il campioni dell italia samo noi!!

for the second year in a row Juventus have won the Seria A…. WOOHOO! this makes me brim with pride and all i can add to that is simply: Bring on Real Madrid, you overpaid arogant fuckers. moving on… my first exam starts tomorow. it a french oral and so i have to learn how to speak fluent french in ...

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Hulk

Everybody think happy positive thoughts for Westham today. Today is the day of reckoning. And very quickly: On Friday I started boxing again. Using a new technique called ‘Mentally envisioning people I want to destroy’ made things a lot easier than normal. The fact that lots of people have pissed me off recently made it even easier. The Hulk Up ...

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Finally, I have some direction

After finishing school, being flat out broke, having my girlfriend dumping me, and having my parents giving me shit, understandably i was in a foul mood. When it rains, it pours i guess. Sam and Edo will probably agree. So now i have a full-time job….working at kohlar (www.kohlar.com). Some huge ass American corporation that has a production plant in ...

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Here today, gone late today

so i cut my hair again… quite dramatically this time. The plan was originally to look like Chris Number 2 from Anti-flag.. however my friend (who was cutting) had different ideas and thus gave me a mohawk… i thought it was pretty fucking sweet, unfortunatly my school didnt. i was forced to shave it off, so that is the reason ...

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Kinda numb

So I started the Hulk Up program today. I guess I need to go and buy some scales now. But as of last week, I was a miserable 66kg. So, Giant MegaMass 5000 then. It says you take three generous scoops of powder, three times a day, every day. EVERY DAY. That’s a fucking lot. The reasoning behind taking so ...

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Edo is penetrated

Tuesday was a bad day I found out one of my best friends’ (Barbie) brother (who in in Iraq) got hit by a landmine. For all of Tuesday I was not sure if he was alive of dead. He is 20 years old Today, was a good day. I found out that Seanessey is alive, hes pretty badly shaken up, ...

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Zoo

So yesterday I went to the zoo to shoot an assignment. It was a pretty wretched job. The sound equipment didn’t work properly and the animals were in a shitty mood. They kept turning away from the camera as soon as we turned it on. I swear 80% of our shots are of animal ass. Two of the girls in ...

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Two minutes to midnight

Unlike sam i was not promised anal rapage if i did not write about my weekend… but i will cover it quickly anyway. Friday: got to friends party. got really drunk. got with some girl. got high. got hungry. got sleepy. Saturday: went to watch X2 … orgasmic! this is a seriously bad ass film. Went to a show where ...

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